World's most expensive glow-in-the-dark hippie gimcrack

Slashdot posted to Working Around Bad Luck on the Resume? as OT:Diamonds do glow in the dark:

... my resume glows in the dark like a diamond.

What do you mean diamonds don't glow in the dark?

Actually, some diamonds do glow in the dark... there was a recent news article confirming that the Hope diamond glows in the dark.

OK, OK. Radioactive diamonds, or something.

It's more likely a type of fluorescense, sort of like a more socially acceptable version of those glow in the dark skull rings most of us had as a kid.